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stripesdontmakeyoustraight:

stripesdontmakeyoustraight:

If you ever think you did something embarrassing just remember that I had a really hot waiter one time and i was gonna order double pepperoni pizza but I looked him dead in the eye and accidentally asked for double penetration pizza in front of my whole family

Stop reblogging my failure

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zftw:

genderthief:

i gave my dog a tortilla chip ten minutes ago and she won’t fucking eat it she’s just staring at me with it in her mouth 

she’s waiting for the salsa

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thepottercurse:

Graham “Judging you” McTavish at HobbitCon


please don’t use without crediting me!

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railroadsoftware:

holograsm:

what do i focus on here

try focusing on making you life and the lives of your loved ones better each and every day 

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giraffescanflytoo:

kurdtkocaine:

so my brother was doing something weird in the front yard in his underwear???

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and the next thing i know……

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Do you live in a Sims game

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thranduil and legolas fabulously twirling their swords (◡‿◡✿)

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my hobbitquotes

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Like father, like son

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yunuen:

Legolas needs to get used to having some competition for a change.

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nightbecomesme:

thewrongkhristol:

saintlukas:

matchless:

*prays that I instantly become hot at 18*

*ok let’s shoot for 21*

*lucky 23 then!*

*holding breath for 30*

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majortvjunkie:

college

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ibelieve-inthedoctor:

This is awesome.

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S O O N

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