If you ever think you did something embarrassing just remember that I had a really hot waiter one time and i was gonna order double pepperoni pizza but I looked him dead in the eye and accidentally asked for double penetration pizza in front of my whole family
Stop reblogging my failure
i gave my dog a tortilla chip ten minutes ago and she won’t fucking eat it she’s just staring at me with it in her mouth
she’s waiting for the salsa
Graham “Judging you” McTavish at HobbitCon
please don’t use without crediting me!
what do i focus on here
try focusing on making you life and the lives of your loved ones better each and every day
so my brother was doing something weird in the front yard in his underwear???
and the next thing i know……
Do you live in a Sims game
thranduil and legolas fabulously twirling their swords (◡‿◡✿)
Legolas needs to get used to having some competition for a change.
*prays that I instantly become hot at 18*
*ok let’s shoot for 21*
*lucky 23 then!*
*holding breath for 30*